Welcome!

Hello, or, in the words of Melvin, "Hi"!

My name is Morphinus Creekenstein IV. I was once a human like yourself, however, in order to hide from Kevin, the Most Intense Kind of Cushioned Cat You Can Possibly Imagine, I transformed into a toucan.

This is my blog. Here I will post all kinds of cool things that I've been up to. If you are looking for mental unusual events, here is where you come. If you are looking for mental stories of good and evil, here is where you come. If you looking for mental tales of love, life, loss, and dawn and death awakening briefly, here is where you come. If you are looking for fast-paced action-adventure, full of excitement and adrenaline, here is where you do not come.

Have fun! :D