Party at Mine

There's going to be a party at my house tonight, and anyone and everyone is welcome. You all know where I live.

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Okay, this is kinda embarrassing...

In my last post I told you I was getting married in Hotel Kamp, right?

Well, I didn't tell Derek about that.

And now that I have, he pointed out to me that we can have the wedding reception in Hotel Kamp, but you can't have the ceremony in a hotel. You need a church. So, yeah, I'm not getting married in Hotel Kamp. I'll just be celebrating my marriage there. So, we've been looking for a church, but unfortunately, most churches over there are not as open minded as some of the ones over here in Nurfenville. They refuse to marry cold beverages and birds. When they told me that, I started yelling at them and calling them fascists until Derek told me what fascist meant and I started calling them racists instead. They threw holy water on me. And I'm actually kind of scared because it really, really stung. Derek keeps making fun of me, but I'M NOT SATAN, OK?!

BIG news... and lots of it.

Firstly, the marriage. I'm getting married in... (drumroll, please...) HELSINKI!
Yeah, it's this awesome place called Hotel Kamp over there. Check it out...

Pretty awesome, huh?

You can see the website here: Hotel Kamp

Secondly, I've solved the mystery of Sir Grinkledorf and the sheep. He revealed it all to me.

Basically, he saw what was going on, and he took over the sheep to try and change their ways, but he couldn't tell them that, otherwise they'd kill him in an instant, so he had to pretend to be evil as well. He was too afraid to even tell me! They recently discovered his ploy, however, and he fled. Derek, as kind as he is, allowed him CFS membership.

Lastly, but DEFINITELY not leastly, he also gave me a membership! Yep, that's right! I'm an official fruit fanatic! I don't know when I've ever been this happy!

I'm Afraid

I've been trying to look past the Bulgarian sheep from Essex's mildly unpleasant qualities (eg tendency to commit genocide), it's getting harder and harder. Today, Derek told me that they tried to attack the Society! I mean, how could they do that? Sir Grinkledorf is their leader too! He won't tell me anything, but he's insisting it isn't what it looks like. I've been believing him all this time, but, honestly, how do I know he's being truthful? Those Bulgarian sheep have been trying to run down the society for years. All but six of the members have been either killed or chased away. And having witnessed and partly caused the death Winifred Flammel, I can tell you that's not a nice thing to do. Would I excuse him of this monstrosity if he had not been my most loyal friend all these years? Of course not.

But I can't bring myself to believe that Sir Grinkledorf would ever, could ever, be involved in such a thing. He simply must have a reason. But the pickle I have been left in is all the police are searching for the one behind all this. Should I turn him in? I trust him, with all my heart, but whatever reason he has for doing this, isn't it better all this comes to an end? I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for all this, but no matter how good it was, no court would excuse him for what he has done. What should I do?

New Picture

New picture of me in the forest. Ain't I bootyfull?

Marriage

Derek's and my wedding is on Saturday, 14th March, 2011. The location is to be confirmed, but when it is revealed I will be sure to inform you and you can feel free to drop in anytime. Ciao for now! BYE!

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OMFG

Sorry I haven't posted anything in while, things have been hectic.

See, I've been in love.

And, just today my love proposed.

His name's Derek, and he's made out of chocolate milk!!!!!!!!

OMFG! I know!! LOOL!

I sooooooooooooo happy!!

I'm over it!

Yes, I'm finally over my Finnish trauma.

I can be happy once more. Thank goodness!

Hesinki

Okay, I am now exiting Nurfenville airport. The aeroplane flight was quite ludicrous, really. They wouldn't let me on (because I'm not human, blah, blah, blah...) so I stayed very still and got on in the storage hold, which was bloody freezing! I spent the entire time up there crying about leaving Helsinki. That place may have even been better than Mount Wycheproof. And I'm serious. I love it so much... One day, I'm going to move there. But at the moment, a lot of the good people of Nurfenville need me. When they are all okay, then I shall make the move. To Helsinki!


Oh, I can't wait!

Helsinki

Okay, tomorrow, unfortunately, is my last day in Helsinki.

So, I just wanted to warn you... that.... I may cry.

And may be in too much pain to post anything...

Truly, leaving Helsinki is the second greatest pain I've ever felt.

The greatest? NINTENDO...

That'll be all...

Phoney

Okay, I just got a call from Sir Grinkledorf saying the guy in the post below ISN'T Toppy Hugsworth. He's just a phoney. UNBELIEVABLE.

I'm not finding that jerk adorable any more, that's for sure...

Toppy Hugsworth in Helsinki!!

O... M... G...

There I was, flapping my way around the GREATEST PLACE EVER and you will never guess who I saw!

A Japanese baker known as Joey Starfonswigger to a guy from Denmark who really, really likes golf and once did a very naughty thing that only he knows about, and Toppy Hugsworth to everyone else. The guy Loofentyle got thrown out of the party for being friends with.

He's actually really nice! He let me take this photo of him...

I can see why Loofentyle wanted to be friends with him, he's adorable!

Helsinki

Okay, I have finally arrived in Finland!

Unfortunately, the Kellogg's Crunchy Nut: Ludicrously Tasty celebration was yesterday. I completely missed it. I hope you all had fun, though!

Here are some pictures I have taken since my arrival.

Isn't it beautiful? Melvin, I love it here!

Me and Loofentyle

A little cartoon of me and Loofentyle! Sir Grinkledorf sent it to me using his lava lamp! He's such a good friend...

New Pictures of Me in the Forest

I really like these ones. These are from a few weeks ago, I'm in the forest just beside Mount Wycheproof.

Kellogg's Crunchy Nut: Ludicrously Tasty

Just a quick reminder that it's the CFS's Annual Kellogg's Crunchy Nut: Ludicrously Tasty Celebration today! I'm heading over to Helsinki as we speak to attend the Finnish celebratory division. I'm so excited, I'm finally going to get to see Helsinki! And, what's great is I'm going to meet some Finnish fruit fanatics, because the one's I know now all hate me for unintentionally causing the death of Winifred Flammel.... May she rest in peace.

Derek

Okay, I ran into Derek earlier. He's claiming he was never going to eat my grandmother.  I want to believe him, I do, but... the evidence is against him. But, the evidence is also against Melvin existing, and we all know he does. I don't know what to do.

In the mean time, this is a must-see.

OMG

OMG check this out you have to see this!

Twitter

Bonjour, mon poisson de lait. J'aime l'homme chauve-souris.

Translation: Hello, my fish of milk. I like Batman.

^ A little Francais for you there. ^

Other than that, I just wanted to say that you can now follow me on Twitter here.
Note: I probably won't really do anything with it at all because I only made because I got really bored and I have now forgotten my password because I made it something really long and mental because I thought I was never going to use it for anything, and, to be honest, I don't particularly want to use it for anything. But, hey, there you go.

My Stories

As you may already know, I'm writing out events of my life in short stories, under the title "The Brief Awakening of Dawn and Death". At this time, there are five completed, and a sixth one in progress. So, here they are, if you want to read!

Posted separately on Writing.com:
The Brief Awakening of Dawn and Death
The Brief Awakening of Dawn and Death II
The Brief Awakening of Dawn and Death III
The Brief Awakening of Dawn and Death IV
The Brief Awakening of Dawn and Death V

Or, posted together on FanFiction.net*:
The Brief Awakening of Dawn and Death

*Yes, I posted it as a FanFiction. No, it is not actually a FanFiction. No, I don't care that that is completely illogical.

Welcome!

Hello, or, in the words of Melvin, "Hi"!

My name is Morphinus Creekenstein IV. I was once a human like yourself, however, in order to hide from Kevin, the Most Intense Kind of Cushioned Cat You Can Possibly Imagine, I transformed into a toucan.

This is my blog. Here I will post all kinds of cool things that I've been up to. If you are looking for mental unusual events, here is where you come. If you are looking for mental stories of good and evil, here is where you come. If you looking for mental tales of love, life, loss, and dawn and death awakening briefly, here is where you come. If you are looking for fast-paced action-adventure, full of excitement and adrenaline, here is where you do not come.

Have fun! :D