Ludicrously Tasty Festival

Well, as I am sure you are aware, the festival is over. Thank you to everyone who made a donation or even an appearance. We raised the most money the CFS ever has since 1962, when people gave us their money in remembrance of the late Optimius Tripoli. So, we would like to say thank you, from Derek, Lockstep, Nelly, Melissa, Crepescule, Doob, Sir Grinkledorf and me. You have no idea how much it means to us that you guys still support us through these dark times (and I am, of course, referring to the sheep's terrible reign).

And, yes, my wedding is in a mere twelve days time. When those twelve days are over, I shall be Mrs.... well, actually, I've never thought about what my last name will be. Derek doesn't have a surname. He put it as Davies on Facebook but only because Facebook insists that everyone has a surname (fascists). I guess it'll stay as Creekenstein. But still, the transference from Miss Creekenstein to Mrs. Creekenstein is a big step! It's ruddy exciting. The excitement is really getting to me, as you can clearly see demonstrated in the post below. And, as was previously stated, Derek and I will be opening the wedding to anyone who wants to revel in our joy. And, don't worry, guys: we will have guards on the lookout for Bulgarian sheep. Their base is in Essex, and our wedding is in Finland, so it'll take them a while to get here! Not that they'll ever be able to find out! I mean, how would they? It's not like some foolish CFS member has been posting the wedding location all over the Internet! LOL

Kellogg's Crunchy Nut: Ludicrously Tasty

Now, as you may already have realised, I have posted a post with this same title previously. This is because the festival is coming up again! Feb. 28th! Are we excited? Yes? No? Maybe? Comment!

Now, these past few years I've had a LOT of emails saying things like, "How can it be the festival now? It's February! The last one was only five months ago!" so I'm going to go ahead and explain how this is so right now!

This is how the Crunchy Nut festival works: it must occur around every five months, but not necessarily exactly five months. See, it must occur at any random date during the fifth month from the one in which the previous festival took place. So, if you had one in, say, November, the next one would be at some point during the fifth month from November, which is April. The exact day in April is determined by whomever happens to be Canadian Fruit Chief at the time, which, currently, is Derek. The next one will occur in September (five months from April) and the next in February (five months from September), which is where we are now. Derek chose the 28th because he wanted to have it on the 29th, but as it is not a leap year the 28th was the next best thing. Do you see? So will you uneducated (cereal festival-wise) people stop emailing me and calling me inaccurate now? Or will you continue to insist that I'm getting the basics of the whole thing wrong? I hope not.

Kellogg's Crunchy Nut: Ludicrously Tasty

Just a quick reminder that it's the CFS's Annual Kellogg's Crunchy Nut: Ludicrously Tasty Celebration today! I'm heading over to Helsinki as we speak to attend the Finnish celebratory division. I'm so excited, I'm finally going to get to see Helsinki! And, what's great is I'm going to meet some Finnish fruit fanatics, because the one's I know now all hate me for unintentionally causing the death of Winifred Flammel.... May she rest in peace.