Ludicrously Tasty Festival

Well, as I am sure you are aware, the festival is over. Thank you to everyone who made a donation or even an appearance. We raised the most money the CFS ever has since 1962, when people gave us their money in remembrance of the late Optimius Tripoli. So, we would like to say thank you, from Derek, Lockstep, Nelly, Melissa, Crepescule, Doob, Sir Grinkledorf and me. You have no idea how much it means to us that you guys still support us through these dark times (and I am, of course, referring to the sheep's terrible reign).

And, yes, my wedding is in a mere twelve days time. When those twelve days are over, I shall be Mrs.... well, actually, I've never thought about what my last name will be. Derek doesn't have a surname. He put it as Davies on Facebook but only because Facebook insists that everyone has a surname (fascists). I guess it'll stay as Creekenstein. But still, the transference from Miss Creekenstein to Mrs. Creekenstein is a big step! It's ruddy exciting. The excitement is really getting to me, as you can clearly see demonstrated in the post below. And, as was previously stated, Derek and I will be opening the wedding to anyone who wants to revel in our joy. And, don't worry, guys: we will have guards on the lookout for Bulgarian sheep. Their base is in Essex, and our wedding is in Finland, so it'll take them a while to get here! Not that they'll ever be able to find out! I mean, how would they? It's not like some foolish CFS member has been posting the wedding location all over the Internet! LOL

Brace Yourselves...

Derek and I are officially getting married on the seventeenth of March, 2011, not the fourteenth. Hotel Kamp turned out to be booked then. Isn't that just awesome? The seventeenth is a Tuesday! I <3 Tuesdays!

And, by the way, I've lost my favourite fleece, one that my grandmother gave me before she died, and I think I left in Helsinki, even though I've been back for months now. Now, I don't really need it anymore as I am a toucan and it no longer fits, but it held great sentimental value to me and I really would appreciate it if it were returned. So, please, to all the Finnish people out there, if you DO find a blue fleece that has a little green badge on it that says "Morphinus Creekenstein IV" on it, could you send it to me? Being a toucan, I don't really have a fixed address, so if you could send it to the Canadian Fruit Castle that would be awesome. I'd prefer not to reveal our exact whereabouts online, just for safety because we ARE being hunted right now, just write "Canadian Fruit Castle, Canada" on the package. Any good postman will know where it is. We have a deal with the postmen, so there's nothing to worry about with them. Thank you.

Party at Mine

There's going to be a party at my house tonight, and anyone and everyone is welcome. You all know where I live.

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Okay, this is kinda embarrassing...

In my last post I told you I was getting married in Hotel Kamp, right?

Well, I didn't tell Derek about that.

And now that I have, he pointed out to me that we can have the wedding reception in Hotel Kamp, but you can't have the ceremony in a hotel. You need a church. So, yeah, I'm not getting married in Hotel Kamp. I'll just be celebrating my marriage there. So, we've been looking for a church, but unfortunately, most churches over there are not as open minded as some of the ones over here in Nurfenville. They refuse to marry cold beverages and birds. When they told me that, I started yelling at them and calling them fascists until Derek told me what fascist meant and I started calling them racists instead. They threw holy water on me. And I'm actually kind of scared because it really, really stung. Derek keeps making fun of me, but I'M NOT SATAN, OK?!

BIG news... and lots of it.

Firstly, the marriage. I'm getting married in... (drumroll, please...) HELSINKI!
Yeah, it's this awesome place called Hotel Kamp over there. Check it out...

Pretty awesome, huh?

You can see the website here: Hotel Kamp

Secondly, I've solved the mystery of Sir Grinkledorf and the sheep. He revealed it all to me.

Basically, he saw what was going on, and he took over the sheep to try and change their ways, but he couldn't tell them that, otherwise they'd kill him in an instant, so he had to pretend to be evil as well. He was too afraid to even tell me! They recently discovered his ploy, however, and he fled. Derek, as kind as he is, allowed him CFS membership.

Lastly, but DEFINITELY not leastly, he also gave me a membership! Yep, that's right! I'm an official fruit fanatic! I don't know when I've ever been this happy!

New Picture

New picture of me in the forest. Ain't I bootyfull?

Marriage

Derek's and my wedding is on Saturday, 14th March, 2011. The location is to be confirmed, but when it is revealed I will be sure to inform you and you can feel free to drop in anytime. Ciao for now! BYE!

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OMFG

Sorry I haven't posted anything in while, things have been hectic.

See, I've been in love.

And, just today my love proposed.

His name's Derek, and he's made out of chocolate milk!!!!!!!!

OMFG! I know!! LOOL!

I sooooooooooooo happy!!

Hesinki

Okay, I am now exiting Nurfenville airport. The aeroplane flight was quite ludicrous, really. They wouldn't let me on (because I'm not human, blah, blah, blah...) so I stayed very still and got on in the storage hold, which was bloody freezing! I spent the entire time up there crying about leaving Helsinki. That place may have even been better than Mount Wycheproof. And I'm serious. I love it so much... One day, I'm going to move there. But at the moment, a lot of the good people of Nurfenville need me. When they are all okay, then I shall make the move. To Helsinki!


Oh, I can't wait!

Me and Loofentyle

A little cartoon of me and Loofentyle! Sir Grinkledorf sent it to me using his lava lamp! He's such a good friend...

New Pictures of Me in the Forest

I really like these ones. These are from a few weeks ago, I'm in the forest just beside Mount Wycheproof.